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[ACML III: Bliss]

mm good

there were a number of things i liked, but i think tarrien went overboard with the fx and such. some of the "insights", or what ill refer to them as, were too exaggerated and too much was going on. i also think the nudity would express realism, but too much of it made it look desperate. the words were too slow to comprehend, so the subtitles were a good idea. although i think they dragged on too long. its like taking a dramatic pause, but wait too long and it just looks wierd.

but dont take it the wrong way, i did like it. but its a stupid habit of mine to only focus on the bad things about something. :D

[Kaiser Faces the Colossus]

god i hate summarys

i liked the first one better x_x. the story in this one also got really confusing. especially the point where he turns into a human and meets himself or something. it didnt seem like the golem was that much of a match for kiser. he tore his forearm off with a single blow, only got hit once, mutilated his body with a single missile, and somehow, he can't handle it anymore.

this kind of thing reminds me of myself. its like you thought of a really good idea, then got tired of it, but don't want to scrap it, and are now trying to get rid of it as fast as you can.

the best scene i saw in here was the scene of the golem making his first attack. the one where its really far away and he raises his left arm. everything else was drawn quite poorly compared to the first one.

also didnt like the trackbar!

I would have made him meet the golem and find out its indestructable, then say something like it will never give up, its only targeting me. then kiser manages a fight, puts a few scratches on him, maybe the golem's eye goes out and some slash marks or something. then kiser is badly injured and can't fight anymore. he flees and you continue with the story. in the next episode or whatever, kiser does what he needs to then something happens i dunno doesnt really matter, then the golem appears once again, still focused on its target. blah blah blah maybe he destroys him this time blah blah. im probably making a complete fool out of myself but who cares =/

entertaining though :D

[Pen License]

yeah

i know you just moved away from sprite movies, but i think this could be better. when the teacher freaked out, the scribbles all over his face were a little much. also, the high pitched voice was, at least in my opinion, too squeaky to sound human. didnt suit him, you know?

[Hungry]

it was ok

his posture was a little wierd. i dont think he should have been angry looking in the beginning. i also think it would have been better if he walked on all fours instead. also, his angry face, when he bears his teeth, was a little much. dont you think? just tone it down a little. and fix the part with the knife. his shadow remains there when his arm moves away. unless that like an oil stain or something.

[Rocket Crotch Halloween]

blah XP i hate titles

i didnt find it that funny, but im not going to bitch like KromeHeart. I did find the part with the pumpkin head guy funny, i think it was his accent that hooked me. but the ending was pretty expected.

[Asylum 3]

eh..

it was ok, the end seemed a little farfetched though, how he killed them all one shot each, but he himself took like 15. also, at one point i lost him, i mean, i didnt know who was who, so you shouldve given him a distinction. you know, at the part where he goes back into his cell. a bunch of people had faces, so i got confused.

ah yes, this reminds me of the days back when i watched cartoon characters pull the most outrageous things out of thin air. like when Timon and Pumba pulled a Cruise ship and an airplane from behind their backs. just like how this guy pulls like 4 guns from behind him, which were magically concealed by his thin body.

nonetheless, good senseless violence, just what everyone loves. good job.

[In the street]

it was good

i think everyone would agree that it needs sound in the end. I see how you tried to keep with the music and silent movie theme, but once the music ends, and the climax is over, you couldve added the screaming and the godzilla roar. and maybe the thump when he falls. thats all you really need :P

[Nocturnus]

it was ok

the beginning should have sound though, like the thunder. and you need to work on your running motions. he looked like he was having a siezure.

[The ladys room]

it was good

i wouldnt say it was scary. the beginning was pretty boring, but i think the part that gave it this special quality was the twist in the end, where she steps into another "lady's room."

on another note, i think the girl's design could be better. if the lower part of her head was slimmer. she looked closer to anime in the end when her mouth was covered.

also, some blood when she chomps on her would be a better choice, since it seems wierd that her many sharp teeth lack the ability to pierce flesh, or clothes for that matter.

[Calvin and Hobbes]

haha

i loved calvin and hobbes when i was younger. and i remember the scenes from the book you used in the flash. especially the part with the space ship. but the art was a little wierd... his head and shape was a little malformed, and hobbes' face was wierd when he looked around after running over calvin like a freight train. it looked like it was going to fall off XD