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[EvoCannon]

pretty good

no background music? and what if you run out of ammo? you have to give up the entire game just like that? cause its hard to steer into those little dots.

[Oh No Spiders!]

not very entertaining

its just the same concept in all the stages, but with a different background. and the only difference between the spiders other than the diffictuly is a color swap and maybe a scale effect. and at the part of the swimming pool or something with the black tentacles or spider legs or whatever swinging around. if you just shoot with the uzi or smg (whatever) constantly when you enter the level, you kill it, or something. you hit it, and blood comes out, but after a while it stops and nothing else happens.

i really dont see why people are rating it a 10. to me, this is just a game where the background switches every scene.

and if you weigh this a useless review, then you better have another reason besides "this guy is stupid, this is an awesome game." im allowed to have my own opinion.

[Dropple]

what? thats it?

nothing new here, just bouncind around getting money signs. almost like pac-man. i find it annoyingly unprofessional, because on the first level you can fall, get all the money on the bottom, and not be able to win because its too far.

its in need of a new concept, better music, and better controls. then again, thats one kid's opinion...

[flipit]

very original, thats all i can say

ive seen so many gmes like this, trust me, there has to be at least 60 different games exactly like this out on the web right now. maybe the game is different, but the concept is completely the same. they even have this game on super mario ds.

so im sorry man, but i dont think this deserves anything above a 3 for effort.

[Rollercoaster Creator]

on the third level

for a perfect score on the third level, you need 5 coins, but there are only 4 i can see. is it just me?

[MGS: Pico's Island]

man

the picos are getting lamer. they look so damn wierd! last pico day was a lot better. ._.

oh yeah, the game was decent, i guess. glitch: if you get "alert" and die, the "alert sign is still tehre, but youre not on alert.

[Pico & Pals]

it was ok

some things i didnt like was if you paused the game while the gameplay and clicked menu, the pause menu doesnt dissapear, but you do go back to teh main menu :P. another thing, the camper thing doesnt do anything.

[The Torture Chamber III]

not a big fan of the stickman.

And yeah, I used the glitch by highlighting the painpoints and putting them in. Oh. Another glitch. The thought cam has the same button as adrenaline, so it doesn't work that way.

And now for my undieing critiscm:
The exploding after turning up the heat? that...didn't suit it...especially since it said "burst into flames."
The face just made it wierd. its like looking around, no matter what you do. and the eyes are...well...the facial features do not suit a stickman. usually a face for a stickman is a mouth, no eyes.
The scarabs definition was weak..."children should look away" why? the screen goes black anyways.
the giant guy that comes out to smash him after hes frozen was wierd...wierd looking, not wierd action. well...yeah, wierd action.
why does it make a smack sound when the heat goes up and he lies down?
important--> WHY DOESNT ANYTHING HAVE AN ANIMATION?? all of the deaths just plop down automatically like a 2 frame animation.
The Play button in the beggining, either you accidentally made it so you HAVE to click the letters, not the area, or...yeah.
War axe. I just didn't like that part. No art, or idea issues. It was just random.
The bees were just awful. You made it so that they follow the same path, so it looked not even remotely good.
The scarabs just followed the same line, not even spread out a little higher or lower, so it looked horrible.

Yes, this may be harsh, but I'm sorry, the game was just horrible. I really didn't like it... I'm sorry. You can label this as useless, but you know its true. Its an opinion, and this is mine.

2 points...for...uh...pity.

[A One Level Game]

bleh

just avoiding the walls and stuff. nothing new here =/.

[Mouse Under Siege]

zomg D:

this is totally a less addicting copy of the sequel to "defend your castle!"
remember? that one old game, where you have a castle, and the sticks come chase and attack your castle? and you have to protect it by throwing them in the air?
anyways, i dont mean "defend your castle!" i mean its sequel. i wish i could make a link ><

EggysGames responds:

You mean Pillage the Village I believe, and this is different to that. Different type of game, it just happens to involve your mouse.