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[Edge of Sanity]

lol

ok, that was crap, but listen to my story.

i actually thought you scripted it to choose the player's NG username in the intro. I mean, look at my username. I was flattered, even though i knew it was some kind of coincidence, then i logged out and played it and i had one of those "aww..." moments.

[24 Days in the Mall]

could have been better

it was cool, at first it was awesome, but the more you play, the more you notice the plotholes and annoying parts.

Plot holes:
1) why would you compete against someone to protect yourselves? wouldnt you just team up?
2) if jeff was turning into a zombie, how can he still help you? how long does the transformation take anyways? a month?
3) where the hell would a giant torch zombie come from?
4) why didn't the airplane whisk us away to safety after seeing the explosions?
5) how would we get more hours of daylight? does our killing zombies somehow make the earth turn faster?

annoying parts:
1) its really hard to aim correctly when your cart skids around after you stop pressing the arrow keys.
2) its even harder to survive with the cart locking up whenever it gets to the edge of the screen to scroll around the map. you can't get out of it quickly enough and you lose precious time!
3) the mines were more of a nuisance than helpful advantage. they empowered torch zombies and killed boomer zombies. can you imagine exploding both a boomer and torch in the same area? it's a bitch to kill the torch zombie after all those buffs!
4) you never introduced the zombies with the drums of toxic waste/oil or something
5) you should make special zombies less rare than regular zombies. because there is no point in having mines if a swarm of torch zombies come in like the first few levels they appeared.
6) there should be a way to kill boomers without spreading the gas.

of course im not an asshole whos just going to make fun of your game.

things i liked:
1) that each zombie had its weaknesses and strengths (except boomers)
2) the idea of power generators
3) the light up the sky idea
4) the upgrades and their branches/tiers
5) the plot

cicla responds:

thanks! enjoy reading this reviews! they give me the motivation to do another and BETTER GAME!!!!

[Barbarian Bob [Remake]]

glitches

after i lost, i clicked before the choices could show up and spawned in a wall. then i ran off the game into the grey part underneath the playable area.

also, once you get to the top of the castle and it starts to rain, you fight the boss. but if you die, then you restart on the bottom of the castle with it still raining. this causes much lag.

Skribble-Style responds:

Yeah sorry about that man, I'm still working on a few bugs, but when I finish the new version should be fine.

[The Enrichment Center]

cool

the computer was a cool, but i think you should work on your animating. the deaths were either a) too simple or b) not smoothly animated.

p.s. i dont think you really have to escape, right? just wait out the timer?

[Tower Core]

It's good

But it has many plot holes. Most importantly, why are the energies located on another planet if they were meant for the turret that was on earth? And don't tell me it's because that's not the only turret in the universe. If so, then why do the coordinate codes on the wall of the top floors only teleport to earth? Why does the face need to destroy the teleport bracelet in order to open the door? Why would the tech tower deny your hand scan, but provide you with a plaster mold of the correct finger prints? The game makes it look like the levels were MEANT to be solved, but if that's true, then why are some things left up to complete chance like the branch breaking the tank. In real life, you can't just hope a branch grows that way and it will.

Now onto the review. It was fun and addicting, but some parts were just too hard to be solved without the walkthrough. it also got REALLY annoying to click back and forth up and down the floors.

[Tank Attack]

strategy guide

It was good, the changing weapons button didn't work a few times so I had to press the numbers 3 times before it would change. But I only experienced this glitch near waves 16-17. Last boss was really hard. The skateboard machine gun boss was too easy. I thought he was just another enemy tank.

Strategy Guide:
1) for the first few levels, the tanks take 5 quick clicks to kill. do so until you can buy the first tier for the laser.

2) Use the laser not by holding down fire, but by clicking quickly and repeatedly. Do so until the next tier is available. Take out the tanks that can target you directly first (1 cannon tanks, 3 cannon tanks, 9 cannon tanks, laser cannon tanks).

3)Repeat step 2 and go for the 3rd tier.

4) Buy an extra weapon slot and equip tiers 2 and 3 of the laser. Alternate between both when energy is out. Use level 3 laser for Carrier tanks.

5) Max out Weapon extra slots and buy 4th tier for laser. Equip all accordingly.

6) For Wave 17 (Last Boss), strafe along the opposite wall of the boss tank's position. This is the only time you should hold down the fire button. Alternate between the 3 when energy runs out. Avoid its homing blasts. Most of his mines will not be on the wall, but be ready to run across the map. ALWAYS RUN PERPENDICULAR TO THE ENEMY BOSS. Upgrade speed to level 4! If you get hit by his laser and his health is not below half, then you should suicide and replay the level. Use left over cash to repair ONLY IF YOU ARE SURE YOU CAN TAKE THE REST OF HIS HEALTH OUT! Meaning if he has over 3/5 of his health, then save your cash until he has less than that.

[Fury Officer]

cool

it was good, but i couldn't figure out how to do any of the specials other than the block sphere thing that does no damage. the tutorial in the beginning didn't explain anything either.

[Effing Hail]

timer is too short.

timer is a big issue that makes the game too hard to be enjoyable. of course, everyone likes a challenge, but 2 minutes isnt enough.

maybe add a free play mode to fix this issue.

[Crazy Tracker]

some issues

when paused, you have to click NO if you want to continue the game. this is a problem because what if you paused and the NO button is on an obstacle?

also, you can hide on the top and bottom. it's too easy that way, just grinding along the edgeyou still get points, and the only real obstacles are the ones that you have ot go to the middle.

[Patapon 2 The Art Of War]

what? D:

how come there's no US in the wallpaper making website? :o

i can't seem to unlock more stuff its so hard cause the lag D: